White out

Do members of the Ku Klux Klan have white rain coats? I mean if it rains at a rally we are talking about the most spectacular wet t-shirt contest the world has seen since the humble beginings of the t-shirt as an article of clothing. I know they're wearing sheets and not shirts but if you would just laugh instead of getting caught up in symantics and please allow me to continue to expand your mind rather than interupt my flow....done? Thanks.
As i was saying, the Klan rain coat would have to be white. White plastic no doubt would bear many a similarity to those wonderful fetish garmets seen so prevelantly on the internet and local sex shops which you probably frequent after visiting the library. I know I do, except i can't seem to find the library.
The problem that theese white rain coats would undoubatly create is that fetishes are often seen as a form of taboo. Despite being folks who cover their identities by playing dress up and only doing things in groups, both of which are fetishes available for mass consumption on the Internet, they don't seem to be all that interested in variance or deviation from the norm. Given the white rain coats and a fierce treatment from the liberal media and the poor group would have a head spinning party that would make even linda Blair dizzy.
See, the white rain coats, being all latex and synthetic and given the right member of the Klan, sexy, would make them look like perverts. Or at least sex crazed hate mongers and let me tell you this country only tolerates one side of that equation and when it isn't balanced OH BOY. Look out! Things fly and i don't mean cows pigs or farm animals. I mean insults and insinuations and class action lawsuits.
For the love of God think of how pissed all of the groups targeted by the Klan are going to be when they find out they have been persecuted by a group of fetished up frednecks.
With any luck they will become (the Klan) a group so disturbed with self-loathing due to the discovery of how sexually deviant their ways actually are, or at least symbolize that they will splinter into cells fighting one another. It would spiral out of control into a mini-Civil War. No less than three states, including, Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi would be frought with desolation as white garmets fly unchecked by all but the laws of physics until only a single victor emerges the new king of neo-classic racism.
Sigh.
The media is going to have its work cut out for them creating catchy graphics and music to report the escelation and inevitable climax of the situation. There will be blood. Lives will be lost. subscriptions to World of Warcraft cancelled. But the world would become a better place.
and that's why the Klan never has rallies in the rain.