Precedents day

Today I celebrated Precedent's Day. I know what you're thinking, that's unprecidented, right? Sure. Thjings at the HeAP offices get a bit out of control sometimes, but even we have to join the ranks of the partying masses every so often to balance our hectic workloads and blossoming baking prowess. By the way, these buns won't be burning anytime soon.
First thing we did was set up a buld your own cake station in the break room. If you've ever seen a break room picture that. Mundane blue walls covered with motivatuonal posters. teamwork. chivalry. Floss. A table slightly too high off the ground surrounded by chairs just a bit too low. A water cooler in the back corner that gurgles more than an obese man's belly outside a chinese buffet at happy hour.
The cake station consisted of three choices of basic cake foundation, white, spice and chocolate. Each staff member was asked to bring an icing from home. Two people called in, one person brought two items, another mistakenly brought a can of cheese and the worst offense of all, a person had the nerve to bring a prefabricated cake. Anyway, icing choices included spicy nacho, chocolate, german chocolate, spanish chocolate, vanillna, dutch-oven vanilla, yellow, butter cream and chili. Once the staff member iced his or her cake adequatly the time for cake condiments arrived. Pen15 brought a 15 pound bag of sprinkles, but not just any bag. Oh no. He went all out. You remember those popcorn tins with dividers separating each of the various flavors? Imagine that in a large bag of hardened tie-dyed sugar and you get the idea. It was requested we have a sprinkling in the rain party but it did not pass a democratic vote when I vetoed it on the grounds of it being absurd for two reasons; first that it could be construed as copyright infringement based on how lame the pun actually was and two, our janotior was one of the folks who called in.
Other cake condiments and toppers available included marshmallow goo, strawberries, cheese spread, taco seasoning and candles.
Then we voted to revoke computer privlkedges for the remainder of the party so....